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(no subject)	[Apr. 8th, 2005\|05:50 pm]
WHAT THE HELL...WHY ISNT ANYONE LEAVING COMMENTS...GRRR....haha oh well...well um im finally updating...im at a cafe near the movies....so yea...hopeing that jacob or meagan or someone is coming...im going to go now...LEAVE FUCKING COMMENTS..love you guys..lata
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[Mar. 14th, 2005|09:24 pm]

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WOAH ok sry havnt updated...im grounded...and umm yea...JACKIE AND I BROKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on march 2...exactly a month we went out...*dances* im soooo happy i hate her so much...well yea im grounded so i gotta go...i will try to update when im at leahs house on friday...lata peeps

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[Feb. 13th, 2005|11:28 am]

[	mood	\|	pissed fucking off	]
[	music	\|	the sound of my fan	]

friday: ok friday was a boring day at school....jackie wasnt there cuz she had surgery for her teeth...and there so pretty now...ok n-e-ways...after school was out leah and i went to mr talberts room for like 30 min cuz i had to straighten her hair...and suprisingly the dude who i REALLY DISLIKE...has such a hot body..lol he is such a jackass...well yea..then we wen t and changed clothes to go to katys house...we started walking down the highway..and then when we get more than half way..camille stops and picks us up...lol...well we got there..and katy and megan were there hanging out..so then we just went to jamies to get some umm shindig ...but she didnt have any so we just hung out over there and listened to music..then we left back to katys house...then ummmmmm we went to the park and smoked some cigerettes..lol my first time to smoke cigerettes...so yea..it was cool...then we went back to katys house and then we ate pizza...then katys mom dropped us off at the movies..and stuff..we hung out outside..and my pants i have that have these things on the back of them...that cross...and katy took one of them and put it on around her neck..so she was my btich and all these fags were like omg why are u like that..and this one group of skater were like WEIRDOS..and i screamed out FUCKERS...haha it was funny..then we saw jamie again..and we wanted to buy some stuff..then jamie went to smell it and this police women drove up in a regualr car and so wen she was yelling at us we thought it was a mom or sumthing..so we didnt get up..so she got out and we were all freaking out..cuz camille had the shit in her purse and i had the papers in my back pocket...so i thought she knew...so we got up and started to walk away..haha..she was just telling us we couldnt sit on the side of the buliding...so we went and sat sumwhere else..so yea...leah was in a pissy mood the whole time...so that was extremely annoying..otherwise it was cool... so after the movies we took eryn home cuz she needed a ride...then we went back to katys house..and chilled...then we went to walmart at like 1 30 am..cuz her sister christ took us..she is a cool hommie..lmao...ell yea she is cool..so i bought jackies v-day presents...they were a froggy that is holding a heart thatr says be mine..and its wearing a tie...then i bought her towsocks woith frogs on them...and then a frog necklace there like friend necklaces cuz ther is too but im putting them on silver chains instaed of the crappy ribbon they were on...so yea...then we came home...and played the game dirty minds..it was fun then played hide and seek in the dark..which was boring..lol..then we decided to go to sleep..cuz i was about to passout..then leah and katy fell asleep and camille and i went in katys sisters room christ's room to hang out with megan and her and katys brother antanis..or how ever the fuck u spell it...haha...then meagan threw holy water on everyone..and camille had like 2 water bottle fulls dumped on her..lol ..then we wanted to go streaking but we didnt cuz no one else would come with us..lol...

saturday :so at about 5 am i went into the living room to go to sleep...and camille came in there at like 5 30 ...then we woke up at 10 am....and went to jackies house and stayed an hour...it was fun..then fromt here megan,camille,and katy and i went to the park to do some shindig..it worked a lil bit but there was waaayyyy to much wind..so it sucked a lil bit...then we went back to katys house...camilles mom was there waiting for camille and i to go to lunch with her for her b-day thing..omg sumthing funny happened..wait like 3 funny things happened...ok the first thing was one of her aunts was tryign to reach for sumthing i guess...and water spilled all over camilles mom and it looked like she pee'd...lmao..then camille had to pee so i went with her to the bathroom so i wasnt left alone with those freaks at the table..but she took sooo long in the bathroom...so when we got back they were asking us if we were gothic and i was like umm sure...lol then her other aunt was like do u do marijuana to camille...lol..then camille was like no..haha...then her aunt goes ok never do drugs..and camille was like do we look like we do drugs..and she was like yea..lmao..it was funny...so then camille and i left when we were done eating and stuff and we went outside and was waiting for them to come outside..and then camille and i found these boxxers with marijuana leaves on them..they were so cool...so we took them...and uhh yea..then we went back to camilles house..and uhhyea...oh and she bought me my v-day present,,they were poprocks and i am going to us them with jackie if u get the idea...lol...so atlike 6 30 i left camilles..and come home and then my cuzin came over at like 9 30 pm...so now we are hanging out..and im soooo bored that im smokgin just paper and we already lit my carpet on fire about 6 times..lol it scared the shit out of me the first 5 times...LOL..ok well yea..thats bout it...ttyl

i <3 jackie forever

jonathan is my thong buddy..lol

bye people

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[Feb. 8th, 2005|05:44 pm]

[	mood	\|	today sucked	]
[	music	\|	right here in my arms -HIM	]

Okay sry i havnt updated...
last weekend was cool i guess...this is what all went down..haha
Friday night- leah came over and we went to the movies... soo many people were there..and like more than half of them were smoking weed..and i wanted soooooommmmeeee sooooo bad...bleh...ok so leah and i were at the movies for like 3 hours and we walked over to this store called alchemy..or w.e and we bought some incense..it was cool..then at about 10 her mom picked us up and took us to my house and we hung out for a while...played on the computer,watched some of The grudge..but i fell asleep..so yea...

saturday- leah and i went to the mall... and umm hung out for 2 hours...i bought a new belt and a new poster and some glosticks..lol so much fun...and we found some fucking zig zags!!! i am soo happy..lol then my parents picked us up from the mall at like 4 pm and we went home and hung out...didnt really do anything...then leah left at like 9 30 i wanted to go somewhere but leahs parents said i couldnt go...katy was already at megans...im not aloud at camilles dads house..and i just dont like kym...and i couldnt get ahold of jackie..so i was left alone it sucked

sunday- umm my stepdad left town!!!!! so i just sat at home on my lazy ass cuz i had NOONE to hang out with once again..bleh

monday- went to school..and uhhh talked to jacob on the computer...i hopefully get to see him this friday at the movies...cuz im goin to katys house..and leah,katy,mego and me are going to the movies...so yea..

today- today i've been pissed all fucking day cuz of my EX BEST FRIENDS...ok one of my best friends Jill well she is really religious..and i dont mind that...but when her,janna,and all my other friends found out i was bi and was going out with jackie they freaked...thanx to fucking kym who told everyone...and KYM FUCKING LIED TO ME TOO...ok well kym told me that they were all talking about me at the table... and stuff...and i was like ok..then she said jill was saying all this shit about me..so i got pissed off at her for that and i didnt want to talk to her any more...then i walked out of language an janna goes 'GROSS TORI HOW COULD U GO OUT WITH THAT SLUT' and im like w.e screw u i hate u ..u fucking bitch..then all day jill and i have been like looking at each other weird..so yea..then jill writes me a note saying this

JILLS NOTE: Arun says ur pissed @ me sry 4 frikin carin abput you when noone else will..so go ahead screw up ur life smoke wee, have sex, and be friken lesbian 4 get u 've tried 2 be patient and i've tried 2 accept ur cahnge so u kno what u can find a new ride home to... i dont wanna so this but i will not b frikin ised by u...so i guess we're friends no more..JUST CUZ I FRIKIN CARED WHEN NOONE ELSE WOULD so u kno what im not gonna care about u nemore so BYE! FOR THE LAST TIME...-samwise

FREAK....ahhhh i cant take it..so i wrote her a note saying fine w.e and im not lesbian im bi for ur fucking info and then i explained to her what it was..so yea..then after school she came up to me saying that kym lied and told me what happened so im not mad at her anymore....
n-e-ways.. i told janna i hated her..and stuff....so yea thats bout it..im goin to go now..lata peoplz

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[Feb. 3rd, 2005|05:15 pm]

[	mood	\|	too many peeps are IMing me	]
[	music	\|	the juliana theory	]

wednesday:

hey whats up my homiez...nm much here ok yea this is who im goin out with...JACKIE!!!! she is soo sweet!! haha...sry justin i am taken....=/ i feel bad now but ur to old for me anyway.. =(

ok well yea...now im talkin to leah on the fone..haha laughing at camille cuz we were walking outside to get our ride to go home and camille stepped on a apple peel and slipped and it was sooo funny cuz it went soooooo freaking slow..ok n-e-ways...

ok im not talkin to leah any more im talkin to kym cuz she called while i was on the fone..so yea now we are talking about stuff...soooo ummmmm yea im sooo bored......ahhhh help!!!!!!! oh and thank u mego for putting me in ur xanga...ur such a great friend...haha..

well now my sister is in here saying im funny cuz i have the hiccups...0.o weird i know...lol...ummmmm welllll iiiimmmmm sooooooo booooorrrreeeeddddd....well yea im goin to go now..and do sumthing..worth um doing..lata peoplz

i <3 jackie!!!!

today:
god fucking damn it i hate chastiy she is such a fucking bitch...ok everyone is blaming jackie for stealing this gay ass action figure from science but she didnt do it..and chastiy goes around telling people that she did and all this shit so i was going out of art and i heard her say it and im like she didnt fucking steal it..and she started to yell at me im like u need a fucking additude ajustment..damn...so i will prolly somehow get in a fight with her..soon...joy.and jill was like whos chasity..lol ...well yea

and right now im talkin to leah and WAS talking to mysteryman but he is goin to the store haha..oh well and im sorta talking to katy...but she hasnt said anything to me in a while...well yea
im bored..oh and in science now we have to do bookwork til the end of the year since some jackass stole the fucking action figure...damn im like fucking cusing alot in this fucking entry..ok now im do the fucking cusing thing cuz its fucking funny..lol ok im goin to fucking stop now..lol ok..well yea thats bout it.... lata peoplz

COMMENT U FREAKS!! well if u do i might give u a cookie!!!!lol

i <3 jackie!!!

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[Jan. 28th, 2005|08:48 pm]

[	mood	\|	sickness sucks	]
[	music	\|	helena-my chemical romance	]

hello , peoplez...what is up my homies? lol ok well im sitting here at my grandmas...and my ear just keeps bleeding IT HURTS SOOOO BAD...n-e-ways...im talkin to Darin and camille on aim...well sorta Darin im mostly asking him stuff he answers and then it gets quiet again..bleh..ok well my ear surgery went all good besides my ear keeps bleeding..i can hear alot clearer..so yea..i got to miss all week from school!!!!! except monday..but oh well.. it sucks tho cuz my throat hurts really bad and stuff and when i lay down i cant breathe so im just like sitting up in my bed..otherwise i keep coughing and i sound like im goin to die..haha oh well ... on tuesday im goin to the mall with justin..well so far i am it just depends if my mom becomes a bigger bitch ...cuz if she does she wont let me go..only cuz he is a guy..bleh god i hate my mom sometimes..well today i slept til like noon then got up and had to hook up my grandparents new computer cuz they have no idea how to hook it up..then i went to radioshack to buy a ethernet cord..ok well yea..omg im sooo bored..oh and if u wanna see REALLY REALLY funny pics of some girls in there bra and underwear go to www.picturetrail.com/xxheartagramxx in the friends and family thing it was my b-day LMAO IT WAS SOOO FUNNY...ok well yea...i guess im goin to go now..cuz i dunno what else to put..besides I LOVE JUSTIN!! hehe

lata peoplz..

<3

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[Jan. 26th, 2005|09:30 am]

[	mood	\|	i hate being sick	]
[	music	\|	dashboard confessional-hands down	]

ok..im not grounded anymore!!! woo hoo!!! *knocks on wood* ok well im home from school tho..cuz i have strepthroat ..i went to the doctor yesteday cuz i am gettin ear surgery on the 27th of january and i had to go over the rules and stuff....(not like i already dont know the rules i've already got this surgery about 7 times) well i told him my throat was really hurting.. since my mom didnt believe me..and he looked at it and he said it was REALLY swollen and it was red and um dont wanna share the other details..yuck...so he said that i might have strepthroat.it just depends if my throat still hurts the next couple days...so my mom was planning on taking me to school after the doctors appointment..but then asked the person up front at the doctors office if she can have a note for me to stay home..and she got one..so i was on the computer all day yesterday and sleeping yesterday...then this morning i didnt wake up til 8:30 am.and i have to be outside waiting for the bus at exactly 8 am so i was kinda screwed..then i was asking my mom if she turned off my alarm clock on purpose and stuff but she said no...so she told me to get dressed and walk to school (about 18 miles) and school started in 15 min. so i got dressed and she just told me to go back to bed cuz she knew i was sick and i felt like shit so yea thats what i did..so this week i only had to go to school one day because monday was the only day...thursday is my surgery so the medicine is goin to fuck me up for a few days...so i get to stay home from school friday!!! woo hoo!! me is happy!!! well yea thats bout it...and ummm ohhh yea my b-day last weekend was the weirdest but the BESTEST party EVER!!!! ok this is what happened,.............................................................................................................................................................ok most of my friends came over on friday and the friends consist of Jackie,Katy,Camille,Leah,Johnathan(mystery man) and Chase...i think thats all..well ok at first with the guys there it was like a soap opera..jackie and chase are going out..and jackie is also going out with one of the girls..who remains nameless..and chase didnt know...so jackie and him were making out on the floor and mystery man and camille well camille said he tried to kiss her and he licked her face..so she was mad.. so she was tryin to avoid him until he left...then something happened upstairs when i was downstairs talking to mystery man... katy ran out and she was freaking out...so we walked around the lil circle in my neighborhood...and at the end of it she was just saying FUCKING after each word..so somthing came up about HUMPING so she went and humped someones tree..and then my friends mailbox... and she started flashing people..so i joined her with the flashing part...so then it was all good with the boys..beside my mom caught jackie and chase making out witch kinda mad them mad cuz my mom yelled at them...I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY....ok n-e-ways..well my mom ordered 80$ worth of pizza..and stuff...so we partied then the chase was picked up and my mom drove johnathan home...so when i got back from dropping johnathan off..it was just us girls...and we hung out outside for a while with my mom and i opened my presents...i will tell u what i got a lil later...then we went upstairs and just talked to people on the computer...and jackie called a few with camilles cell phone..which i think is really sad..but beyond that....at about midnight my mom was asleep so i wen and took a beer. and some tequila...haha then we got all drunk and shit IT WAS SOOO COOL...oh yea and earlier in the party we snorted prozac...ok then someone had the idea to go streaking..so we all tan outside in out bra and underwear..and we took pics and they will prolly be up on my picturetrail soon...we mooned,flashed, and uh yea the camera..it was sooo much fun!!!!! then we stayed up til like 7 am then fell asleep til 9 30 am..cuz jackie had to go home..then we took camille home and leah and katy and i went to the mall ...so yea that was my b-day thing..IT WAS SOO MUCH FUN...haha ok well yea..im goin to go now..lata peoplez

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[Jan. 22nd, 2005|03:02 pm]

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todays my b-day..woo freakin hoo..oh and HAPPY B-DAY JACOB..ok im out i will write in this lata...

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[Jan. 19th, 2005|07:47 pm]

[	mood	\|	haha im flirty	]
[	music	\|	the dope show - marilyn manson	]

heya peoples...whats goin on?? haha im soo bored...well not really im talking TO MY SEXY ONE-OF-A-KIND PAUL....lol ok well yea...my b-day ..oh yea AND jacobs b-day is on saturday! woo hoo...i wanna hang out with him but i think he has plans but he said he is goin to try to come..i hope he does...n-e-ways....umm yea...today was boring...i went to the high school to see a PART of the play grease...it was gay...i was outside trying to see if megan or jacob or amanda brown would come out..but did they..NO! grrr..haha oh well..welll ummmmm yeeeeeaaaaaa.....AHHH immmmmm ssooooooo bbbbbooooorrrrreeeeddddd help!!!!

OK WELL YOU FAGS NEED TO LEAVE ME COMMENTS....

<3 lata peoplez

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[Jan. 16th, 2005|11:42 pm]

* [ a l l . a b o u t . m e ] *
Created by beautiful-x-letdown and taken 361 times on bzoink!
[ b a s i c s ]
Name	Tori Maddux
Age	13
Birthday	january 22 1991
Sign	aquarius
Hair Color	Black
Eye Color	hazel
Location	in my room
Left/Right/Ambi	right
[ p a s t ]
First Crush	ryan...someone..
First Best Friend	Olivia
First Memory	uhhhhhhhhhhh dont know
First Date	...
First Boyfriend/Girlfriend	Mark
First Screen Name	irot91
First Favorite Song	dont remember
[ p r e s e n t ] as in... right now *
Boyfriend/Girlfriend	noone =(
Status in School (freshman in h.s./college)	8th grade
Best Friend	Leah and katy kinda hard to choose
Clothing	jeans with nirvana shirt
Hair	umm down..straight..black..
Shoes	checkerboard vans with cherries on them
Sound	marilyn manson
[ f u t u r e ]
Age to be married	uhh i dunno
Children	1 or 2
Names of Children	i have no idea
Future Career	famous bassist in a band
Future Residence	of cali
[ in the last week have you... ]
Cried	yea
Missed Someone	yea
Hugged Someone	yea
Kissed Someone	no
Had a Nightmare	yea
Talked to an ex	yea
His/her name	..someone..
In person/online/phone	yea
Been on a date	no
Updated a journal	yea
[ F a v o r i t e s ]
Color	black
Number	3
Actor	stev-o
Actress	evan rachel wood
Movie	thirteen or nightmare before christmas
Band/Group	umm to hard..so here are a few..marilyn manson,dope,and uhh the juiliana theory
Singer	gerad from mcr
Song	the dope show
Type of Music	anything but rap,country or umm yea stuff like that
Scent	tropical breeze
Car	uhh i dunno
TV Show	anything on vh1..and anything on fuse
Subject	art
Person	someone
[ t h i s OR t h a t ]
Ice Cream or Yogurt	ice cream
Vanilla or Chocolate	vanilla
Current bf/gf or ex	current bf
Christina or Britney	chris
Kerry or Bush	kerry
Dr. Pepper or Coke	dr pepper
Baseball or Football	mud football!!!
Good Charlotte or Simple Plan	eww neither
Red or Green	green
[ w h a t i s ]
Your best memory	haha uhh i dunno..hangin with olivia
One thing you miss the most	hanging with my old friends in the ghetto
Biggest Fear	clowns and dolls
Worst Memory	my parents divorce
Greatest achievement	haha uhh i dunno being able to skateboard?
On your mind	what me and leah and justin will do tomorrow
The first thing you think of when you wake up	shit i dont wanna get up
[ o p p o s i t e * s e x ]
Eyes	..dont care what color
Hair	long
Personality	nice,funny
Clothing	dont care
Height	5'8 or taller
Glasses/Contacts/Neither	dont care
[ what or who comes to mind -- ]
love	friends
hate	parents
beautiful	rose
sweet	shit
amazing	nuthing
asshole	gaylor
7	11
dorito	cheese
south park	kenny
zap	school
ditzy	aiman
train	a band
gun	horse?
[ m i s c. ]
Have you ever been truly in love?	nope
Best friend in tenth grade	ummmmmmmmm none
Still friends?	huh
Why or why not?	no
Best time of your life SO FAR?	shindig!
Why?	cuz its fun
Five things you wish you could have	money,a bf,my new bass guitar,purple eyes, and a blue rose
Three things you wish you'd never lost	my fone,my lighter, and my toe..haha jk..i dunno
Are you going to college?	yea prolly
Which college?	FU
If you could kill one person and get away with it, who would it be	my stepdad
Why?	cuz he is a effing fag
Best dream you've ever had	i dont know
Best friend you've ever had	olivia
One person you hate/dislike	my stepdad
Why?	he is a effing fag
One person you'd do anything for	hmm..prolly Darin
If you could go back in time, what one thing would you change?	the thing i got grounded for...just not doing it
Why?	cuz then i wouldnt be grounded
Happiest Day of Your Life	SHINDIG!
Saddest Day of Your Life	when my great grandma died
One Name You Despise	i dunno
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